1. WOLFPACK (2-0; prev: 2) – The only blemish in The Year of Martinez is the poorly timed pick against the Bears in Survivor. Keep that cell phone off. I’m sure the trade vultures are circling after Jahvid Best’s monster day.
2. Optimo 55 Souf (2-0; prev: 1) – Cutler, Vick, and Roethlisberger make up a talented QB core. Shipping one out could make this powerful team even stronger. Arian Foster slowed a little in Week 2, but should be a top 12 back the rest of the way. If MJD gets on track, look out world.
3. Farve's Flip Flops (2-0; prev: 3) – Could be tops in the league if Percy Harvin wasn’t so useless. Reggie Bush’s broken leg should boost Pierre Thomas into elite status.
4. $2 six inch (1-1; prev: 4) – Forte has been fantastic in the receiving game with 3 TDS, if the Bears ever get going on the ground, he could return to 2008 form. Big matchup vs The WOLFPACK could produce a shakeup in the rankings.
5. Whoopass (2-0; prev: 6t) – Missed out on a potentially monster day from Turner with an early injury. Luckily, the Big Dog wasn’t so big of an opponent. Timing is everything.
6. Grenade (1-1; prev: 6t) – With the Martinez Farm System dried up, ITC is looking for new avenues to improve his club. Overtures for Miles Austin and Lesean McCoy were politely declined.
7. Tom Izzo's Fball Camp (0-2; prev: 4) – Once again facing one of the tougher schdules in the league, Jablonski starts out slow. With only average point totals produced, can’t feel too bad. Team may only go far when Chris Johnson and Jamaal Charles break off long runs.
8. Los Peros Grandes (1-1; prev: 8) – One of the most meager point outputs in league history, but he didn’t drop in the ranks. It really speaks to the lack of quality behind him than his own Big Doggedness.
9. Knight Trimark (1-1; prev: 12) – Got out of the basement thanks to a poor effort from my co-scribe. A win is a win, but based on talent, this may be the worst team in the league.
10. Prone Cobras (0-2; prev: 10) – Ryan Mathews leaving early didn’t help his Week 2 cause. Michael Crabtree looking like bust isn’t helping either. Eli getting outdone by big bro was probably the worst.
11. The IFF (0-2; prev: 9) – Joe Flacco sucks. Thanks, had to get that off my chest. Brandon Jackson didn’t help nearly as much as hoped, but Miles Austin and Lesean McCoy look like the real deal. With Moss away from Revis Island, maybe he can break out and lead a Week 3 win.
12. Curtis Enis Revival (0-2; prev: 11) – Maybe the rumored Vincent Jackson to Minnesota trade will lead to a Brett Favre Revival. With Shonn Greene losing value by the second, Zinski needs a little hope from old Gray Beard.
Who looks more like the Joseph??
