Week 5 Power Rankings

These lackluster Power Rankings brought to you by Kwik-E-Mart, because I spent approximately 26 seconds coming up with them.

1. Optimo 55 Souf (4-0-1; prev: 1)
Dream of perfect 13-0 season derailed by wily fantasy performance from Henning.

2. $2 six inch (4-1; prev: 2)
Quietly consistent, easily the #1 contender for the top spot.

3. Whoopass (4-1; prev: 4)
Now the league's all-time win percentage leader! (See Right)

4. WOLFPACK (3-1-1; prev: 5)
Back on track, proving once again that a matchup with Los Peros Grandes is the cure for all ailments.

5. Favre's Flip Flops (2-2-1; prev: 3)
Thank you thank you thank you for serving Optimo some humble pie.

6. Tom Izzos Fball Camp (2-3; prev: 6)
Another consistent team, with only one week under 89 points. 


7. Grenade (2-3; prev: 8)
Fantasy loss to his father will surely come up at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

8. Knight Trimark (2-3; prev: 9)
Backhanded compliment of the day: Not quite as terrible as previously thought.

9. The IFF (2-3; prev: 12)
Previously impotent team found new life thanks to new avatar (Cigar Guy!) and, ahem, 38 points from his kicker and defense.

10. Los Peros Grandes (2-3; prev: 7)
Three out of five weeks at 72 or fewer points.

11. Curtis Enis Revival (1-4; prev: 10)
Two straight weeks as the victim of the Toyota Biggest Fantasy Blowout!

12. Prone Cobras (0-4-1; prev: 11)
Only a feeble 56-56 tie in Week 4 keeping this team from perfect imperfection